Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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