so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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