I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
