i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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