I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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