that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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