I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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