he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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