it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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