3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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