i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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