This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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