Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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