did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
