Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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