FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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