They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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