Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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