Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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