i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I think i got beer on your cat.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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