yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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