we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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