Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
My vagina just clenched in fear
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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