Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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