I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
FUCK WHALES
Randomize
