i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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