I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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