I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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