I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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