these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Sext me about skeletons
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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