i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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