I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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