i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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