I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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