Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
She needs sedatives and a leash
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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