Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
