That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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