Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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