just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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