508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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