brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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