That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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