I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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