I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
