Dual....:-)
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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