I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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