Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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