just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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