I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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