a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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