i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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