Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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