Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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