Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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