I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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