What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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