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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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