:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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